Cheeky Geordie double-act Ant and Dec have threatened to take Simon Cowell on a
wild stag do and handcuff him to a lamp-post.
The X-Factor and Britain's Got Talent judge is due to marry Mezhgan Hussainy this year and if Ant and Dec, who work on the latter show with Cowell, get their way he will not be getting off lightly on his last night of freedom.
Dec told The Sun: "We'd take him around London I think - and he'd have to end up handcuffed to a lamppost somewhere."
Ant added that there would be no point taking Cowell to a lap dancing club as he's there 'most weekends anyway'.